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Messagepar wann » 06 Mars 2003 11:39

<!-- BBCode auto-link start --><a href="http://www.rootvg.net/humor.htm" target="_blank">http://www.rootvg.net/humor.htm</a><!-- BBCode auto-link end --> <BR> <BR>et notamment : <BR> <BR>Unix csh/sh commands: <BR> <BR>% cat "food in cans" <BR>cat: can't open food in cans <BR> <BR>% nice man woman <BR>No manual entry for woman. <BR> <BR>% rm God <BR>rm: God nonexistent <BR> <BR>% ar t God <BR>ar: God does not exist <BR> <BR>% ar r God <BR>ar: creating God <BR> <BR>% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? <BR>Unmatched ". <BR> <BR>% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? <BR>Missing ]. <BR> <BR>% ^How did the sex change operation go? <BR>^ Modifier failed. <BR> <BR>% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? <BR>Too many ('s. <BR> <BR>% make love <BR>Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. <BR> <BR>% sleep with me <BR>bad character <BR> <BR>% got a light? <BR>No match. <BR> <BR>% man: why did you get a divorce? <BR>man:: Too many arguments. <BR> <BR>% !:say, what is saccharine? <BR>Bad substitute. <BR> <BR>% %blow <BR>%blow: No such job. <BR> <BR>/* not csh but sh */ <BR> <BR>$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense <BR>no sense in pretending! <BR> <BR>$ drink bottle: cannot open <BR>opener: not found <BR>
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Messagepar wann » 06 Mars 2003 12:51

<BR>-- THE ABC'S OF UNIX <BR> <BR>A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and <BR>B is for biff, which reads all your mail. <BR>C is for cc, as hackers recall, while <BR>D is for dd, the command that does all. <BR>E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and <BR>F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees. <BR>G is for grep, a clever detective, while <BR>H is for halt, which may seem defective. <BR>I is for indent, which rarely amuses, and <BR>J is for join, which nobody uses. <BR>K is for kill, which makes you the boss, while <BR>L is for lex, which is missing from DOS. <BR>M is for more, from which less was begot, and <BR>N is for nice, which it really is not. <BR>O is for od, which prints out things nice, while <BR>P is for passwd, which reads in strings twice. <BR>Q is for quota, a Berkeley-type fable, and <BR>R is for ranlib, for sorting ar table. <BR>S is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while <BR>T is for true, which does very little. <BR>U is for uniq, which is used after sort, and <BR>V is for vi, which is hard to abort. <BR>W is for whoami, which tells you your name, while <BR>X is, well, X, of dubious fame. <BR>Y is for yes, which makes an impression, and <BR>Z is for zcat, which handles compression. <BR> <BR>
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Messagepar Vinzstyle » 08 Mars 2003 00:25

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Messagepar Vinzstyle » 08 Mars 2003 00:26

Celle-la est pas mal non plus <BR> <BR><!-- BBCode Start --><IMG SRC="http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/diapers.jpg" BORDER="0"><!-- BBCode End -->
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Messagepar armor » 11 Avr 2003 09:36

clap clap clap !!!
L'oignon fait la soupe
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Messagepar Fesch » 02 Juin 2004 13:45

:up:

Trop fort le premier, trop fort :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pourquoi lis-tu ceci???
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